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jessplop84
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Posted: Mon Jul 30th, 2007 07:17 am |
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I've been looking at the profile of recent new "members" and as is so often the case, many are philphth merchants. So I suggest we act as vigilantes and post any dodgy ones we find for the "moderators" to deal with:
to start us off we have: Nikhold (peddler of porn)
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Posted: Mon Jul 30th, 2007 09:51 am |
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klauspuntos - Simply Bogus Spam Merchant
BredVins - Resident of Viagra
headekjed - Porn Merchant
Popowrocie - Porn Merchant
mormaaric - Purveyor of (probably illegal) diet pills
Georgei - Non-existent Oak Sofa Table Merchant & Spammer
Henrys - Porn Merchant
QadrosLevel - Porn Merchant
KatieSventy - Trash
morOTTOmrs - Purveyor of (probably illegal) diet pills
spockDichecep - Porn Merchant
Hotbritney - Porn Merchant in Phuket, Loz go around and slap her
MegaPap - Porn
A small list for starters.
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StrokerBoy
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Posted: Mon Jul 30th, 2007 01:50 pm |
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I was getting 5 or 6 fake new users a day on my forum. They're all 'autobot' generated registrations, there's no real person filling in the registration form each time. I was getting sick of deleting them every day. 
I modified the registration page so it asks you a question that only a real person can answer. That was a week ago and since then we've had...
...two genuine new users and no porn/pills peddlars whatsoever. 
Administrator - get it sorted. 
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jimmy
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 02:11 am |
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StrokerBoy wrote: I was getting 5 or 6 fake new users a day on my forum. They're all 'autobot' generated registrations, there's no real person filling in the registration form each time. I was getting sick of deleting them every day.
I modified the registration page so it asks you a question that only a real person can answer. That was a week ago and since then we've had...
...two genuine new users and no porn/pills peddlars whatsoever.
Administrator - get it sorted.
Sooooo... What was that question?  
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jessplop84
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 02:41 am |
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jimmy wrote:
Sooooo... What was that question?
What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Frankfurt-Beesa
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 05:36 am |
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jessplop84 wrote: jimmy wrote:
Sooooo... What was that question?
What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or european?
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jessplop84
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 05:46 am |
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| I don't know that!
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 07:47 am |
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| if it was pining for the fjords it was probably european, nice hog jess.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 07:55 am |
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| do you really get a lot of sleeze on here, my mum would worry, her only child n all, first a tatoo then a bike, sleeze might push her over the top.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 08:12 am |
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erin wrote: if it was pining for the fjords it was probably european, nice hog jess.
Uh, thankyouverymuch, thank ya kindly mam.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 08:21 am |
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| wots the yeti monster thingy all about ? erin.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 08:26 am |
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erin wrote: wots the yeti monster thingy all about ? erin.
Go see! http://www.yeti-monster.com 'tis about a phylosophy of sorts.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 08:48 am |
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jessplop84 wrote: erin wrote: wots the yeti monster thingy all about ? erin.
Go see! http://www.yeti-monster.com 'tis about a phylosophy of sorts.
When it's finished, will you cover the bodywork in deep pile white carpet to make it look more Yeti-like?
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 09:08 am |
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When it's finished, will you cover the bodywork in deep pile white carpet to make it look more Yeti-like?
I know a chap who can supply as many un sheered fleeces as I require, these will help to create that "abonimable" odour so often associated with the yeti.  Last edited on Tue Jul 31st, 2007 09:09 am by jessplop84
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 09:10 am |
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Ahaaa, most interesting, shedology egh, I always thought the yeti was cute, but as an ologist I guess if you say monster, then monster it is.
what's gonna be covered in carpet ?
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 09:21 am |
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| double checked yeti science, got it, landy to be covered in well, what is now just dead sheep, mmmmm interesting but authentic.
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 10:25 am |
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erin wrote: double checked yeti science, got it, landy to be covered in well, what is now just dead sheep, mmmmm interesting but authentic.
Standard LR trim!
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 10:43 am |
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| Great web site jess, looks realy pro and most interesting and informative, I too have a kawasaki Z, little bit bigger un yours, 750, love it, must admit bit scared at first to mention the jap crap on a classic site, but looking around it's a kinda anything 2 wheeled goes, phew !
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Posted: Tue Jul 31st, 2007 12:57 pm |
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erin wrote: Great web site jess, looks realy pro and most interesting and informative, I too have a kawasaki Z, little bit bigger un yours, 750, love it, must admit bit scared at first to mention the jap crap on a classic site, but looking around it's a kinda anything 2 wheeled goes, phew !
That's Mrs jessplops bike, 550 zephyr. Nice machine accelerates like f..... but top out around 85-90.
Aye, we tollerate just about any bike here.
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Posted: Wed Aug 1st, 2007 02:05 am |
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| I chose a bigger z for that reason, I was told by many biking friends good acceleration is important, and boy does it, had a fab ride today, a few dodgy moments but learned lots, got home in one piece and enjoyed every seccond !
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